Dog Quotes

"Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant." -Unknown

"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies." -Gene Hill

"No matter how little money and how few possesions you own, having a dog makes you rich." - Louis Sabin

"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. -Ben Williams

"If you eliminate smoking and gambling, you will be amazed to find that almost all an Englishman's pleasures can be, and mostly are, shared by his dog." - George Bernard Shaw

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." - Andrew A. Rooney

"When a dog wags her tail and barks at the same time, how do you know which end to believe?" - Anonymous

"To err is human, to forgive, canine." - Unknown

"I like a bit of a mongrel myself, whether it's aman or a dog; it's best for every day." - George Bernard Shaw

"Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail." - Henry Wheeler Shaw

"Every dog must have his day." - Jonathan Swift

"When a dog runs at you, whistle for him." - Henry David Thoreau

"Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end." - Max Eastman

"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does." - Christopher Morley

"A barking dog is often more useful than a sleeping lion." - Washington Irving

"If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience." - Woodrow Wilson

"The nose of the Bulldog has been slanted backwards so that he can breathe without letting go." - Winston Churchill

"I'd rather have an inch of a dog than miles of pedigree." - Dana Burnet

Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate in their object-relations." - Sigmund Freud

"Let sleeping Dogs lie." - Charles Dickens